Sounds from Second Life : InOutJail

InOutJail screened by Wildo from webster - hofmann on Vimeo.

This is a nice noisy police avatar scanner/detecter/onthefly investigator made by Tooter Claxton in Second Life. It is located on Unity Station Second Life Left U, Oculea (158, 152, 43) ...

To know all about this piece of art read on Tooter Claxton's blog : Justice Commons art show

Sur Second Life tout peut arriver : je buvais tranquillement une bière sur Oculea quand une machine infernale a entreprise de me scanner de pied en cap ... rien ne me fût épargnée ...

L' expérience sonore est parfaite sur cette installation.


::: Facial recognition unit initializing... FRU ready.
[14:42] ::: User Wildo Hofmann born: 2006-12-07. No history of active membership of Free World group detected.
[14:42] ::: Possible membership of non governmental organizations detected.
[14:42] ::: Your Payment info on file: Status: 3-PAYMENT INFO ON FILE Scanning for other payment methods and potential fraudulent transactions.
[14:43] ::: Repetitive purchase of foreign comestibles tracked on loyalty cards: Pizza.
[14:43] ::: Repetitive purchase of foreign comestibles tracked on credit cards: Pizza.
[14:43] ::: Domestic comestibles purchase rate: 5 – average. Probable polynationalism or lack of patriotism detected. Xenoscan Tracking permanently enabled on 1b14c4db-bf2d-4f71-8f8e-d8b8bb6a889b Wildo Hofmann.
[14:43] ::: FRU scan result: Undetermined moisture detected, probability cold sweat: 87.472%, probability wallpaper adhesive: 12.528%.
[14:43] ::: Retrieving your energy invoices and air miles statistics to determine Fuel Consumption Level for Wildo Hofmann with mass 1.935584. Ratio of mass to energy utilization is not within projected economic stability range.
[14:43] ::: FWASH FCL 3.2 Category Treehugger
[14:43] ::: Avatar clothing changes: over 256 since 2006-12-07. Possible ID concealment. Avatar clothing changes: less than 512 since 2006-12-07. Possible use of alternative accounts.
[14:43] ::: Liquidity in Linden Dollars per day: < 565. You are extremely poor. Enabling financial tranquilizer for Wildo Hofmann.
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[14:44] ::: Financial Tranquilizer: -start message- Welcome Wildo Hofmann. Money isn't everything. Keep in mind that over 3.8 billion people have less than 565 Linden dollars a day to spend. In the real world. Count your blessings.
[14:44] ::: Financial tranquilizer: Poverty is a choice, Wildo Hofmann. Obey and prosper. -end message-
[14:44] ::: Financial Tranquilizer is offline.
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[14:44] ::: Engaging Waste Analyzer
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[14:44] ::: Waste Analyzer engaged. Connecting to Department of Sanitation.
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[14:44] ::: Connected. Scanning garbage bag 00567 through 02441 - Wildo Hofmann. Please wait.
[14:44] ::: Thank you for your patience.
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[14:44] ::: Traces of addictive substances found. Coffee. Possible tofu. Notifying Drug Abuse Prevention Task Force.
[14:45] ::: Scan finished. Please wait for results.
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[14:45] ::: No criminal record for user Wildo Hofmann. Suspicion level 7. Estimated loyalty rating index at 2.1
[14:45] ::: Preemptive safety measures will be taken. Please wait.
[14:45] ::: Wildo Hofmann taken into custody by FWASH on suspicion of planning potentially subversive acts.
[14:45] ::: Wildo Hofmann will remain detained.
[14:45] ::: Entrance to Free World denied.
[14:45] ::: Thank you for you for keeping the Free World safe, Wildo Hofmann. Have a nice day.